The Groomer

That's what I am... I'm a groomer... I date a guy for a while and then we break up and he marries the next woman girl after me.  This has been happening since I was in high school except they weren't marrying girls back then, they were just getting them pregnant.  I chalked that up to me not putting out and them being crazy horny and sleeping with the next girl after me and therefore knocking them up!! 

I wonder if I'm grooming them into being a groom... I wonder if it's something I do or say that flips a switch and makes them put a 'ring on it' if they so much as like the next gal...

The past bunch of guys I was infatuated with gave me the same line, 'You are so great, you are going to make some guy sooooo happy.  You are the total package, you are smart, successful, fun, we love all the same things...etc.  but I'm looking for something different'.  LIKE WHAT???  Because they all ended up marrying the big-titted, dim-witted, tire-biting losers who are all pregnant now and have them and their wallets by the nutsack!  All the guys that gave me this line are now so unhappy, staying in hotel rooms to get away from their unsuccessful relationships, they are even calling fun, smart, successful me to fill some void!  EFF OFF! 

Maybe I should come with a warning, 'If you date me, you will have a ton of fun and we'll get along great but you will leave me for a tart and your life will suck!'.  I wish I could say this isn't true, but it is.

That is all.